The Simpsons 318 Separate VocationsTimes Watched: 367,537Comments: 28Rating:
After taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or CANT test, Lisa finds out she's more suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is more suited to be a police officer. While Bart enjoys his taste of authority, Lisa turns into a bad kid.
NOTES: Steve Allen guest stars voices.
The song heard when Bart and Skinner search through the lockers for the Teachers' Editions is a variation of Harold Faltermeyer’s "Axel F" from the film Beverly Hills Cop.
LISA : I,LL SMOKE IT IN CLASS. WHAT EVER! today i i fell asleep for like 10 minutes in class. she did not even freaken know! and during science i ate a poptart then in realated arts i got up like every 2 minutes to ask a questoin but realy i was looking in the aswer key the whole time.and then i kept makig fun of this BLONDE chick who wouldnt stop talking so i told her a dumb blode joke here it is ....why did the blonde die from drinking milk the cow fell on her she sat there and stared at me then i got in trouble with the assitant princaple (rumor goin around sayin i cut myself NOT TRUE) all of that in 1 day
Comments: 28 (Page 1 of 2)
2012-11-26 at 03:42 AM
MoaningLisa said:
According to Wikipedia:
The song heard when Bart and Skinner search through the lockers for the Teachers' Editions is a variation of Harold Faltermeyer’s "Axel F" from the film Beverly Hills Cop.
2012-08-26 at 06:50 AM
MSchneider95 said:
The Locker scene: Is the music from anywhere?
2012-07-16 at 08:43 AM
bartdood said:
awesome episode
2011-10-17 at 10:04 PM
dexterror said:
I tell ya, they only come out at night
2010-11-02 at 02:14 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
LISA : I,LL SMOKE IT IN CLASS. WHAT EVER! today i i fell asleep for like 10 minutes in class. she did not even freaken know! and during science i ate a poptart then in realated arts i got up like every 2 minutes to ask a questoin but realy i was looking in the aswer key the whole time.and then i kept makig fun of this BLONDE chick who wouldnt stop talking so i told her a dumb blode joke here it is ....why did the blonde die from drinking milk the cow fell on her she sat there and stared at me then i got in trouble with the assitant princaple (rumor goin around sayin i cut myself NOT TRUE) all of that in 1 day
2010-09-12 at 02:20 AM
frew4 said:
wow, locker scene is my favorite
2010-08-21 at 10:12 PM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
dear lord ! XD
2010-08-13 at 12:01 PM
akka said:
love the old lady in the window well its aboute time
2010-08-07 at 05:57 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
im bad but i have the bad girl bathroom but i would never smoke
2010-07-24 at 04:46 PM
alek69er said:
lol lisa is badass like me xD
2010-07-22 at 12:52 AM
shootingstar27 said:
massive
2010-07-21 at 05:36 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
omg lisa acting like a bad ass omg !
2010-05-29 at 07:13 PM
BartnLisa9999 said:
Bart is good and Lisa is bad?!? LOL That's funny!
This deserves 5 stars!
2010-04-15 at 03:18 PM
fender111 said:
@LiSa<3
rules for commenting no dead link reporting all you do is press the report dead episode button it is so easier than saying it in comments
2010-04-03 at 04:12 PM
alexscaun said:
"and when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money" hahaha