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Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains (with help from a video starring Robert Wagner) that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, forgetting the problems she had with Bart and Lisa in "Selma's Choice", decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Adoption is suggested, but the Springfield orphanage is empty. Lisa suggests adopting a baby girl from China. One problem: the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt. No problem; Selma writes down a name for her husband - Homer's - and "The Simpsons are going to China!" (with Marge acting as Bart and Lisa's nanny) so Selma and Homer can pick up the baby together.

Comments: 48 (Page 3 of 4)



2009-09-09 at 01:42 AM pilotmaster72 said:

when in the movie?

2009-08-31 at 11:45 AM Blue_smartie said:

ling is in several other episodes, including the wife aquatic and rome-old and julie-eh.she's also in the movie

2009-08-22 at 07:18 PM lisa'sponyepisode said:

what happend to ling? shes not in any other episodes

2009-06-18 at 04:00 PM simpsonsimpathy123 said:

cool ep!

2009-06-14 at 10:50 AM dis good said:

where was maggie? in dis ep?

2009-06-09 at 05:03 PM Lil'Actress said:

"the man who broke a dragons heeeeeaaaart!!!" lol, I love that bit....so random!! :)

2009-04-26 at 10:37 AM Simpsons-Rule123 said:

that was a mint ep i liked wen that man told us how 2 draw bart!! I LUV THIS WEBSITE XX

2009-04-07 at 08:01 PM Shiggsy said:

charritoswanitos, although the Hammer and Sickle symbol was originally used by the Bolsheviks, it is now synonymous with communism and communist countries around the world including... China! there are a couple of former Eastern Bloc countries that still use it on their flag as well I think

2009-03-14 at 01:33 AM myhungryhippo said:

better the second time arouynd

2009-02-10 at 12:20 PM charritoswanitos said:

the china sign was actually a soviet sign

2009-02-10 at 12:20 PM charritoswanitos said:

the china sign was actually a soviet sign

2009-02-10 at 12:20 PM charritoswanitos said:

the china sign was actually a soviet sign

2009-01-30 at 12:51 AM Sevlen said:

This was a good ep

2008-12-21 at 02:20 PM puppylover8 said:

Wow! i already commented about a minute ago. For some reason... i keep using double space well just wanted 2 say GREAT EPISODE! lol

2008-12-21 at 02:17 PM puppylover8 said:

who knows what one is the one where homer goes around peoples houses protecting babys?

I really want to know also this is the best simpson site ever!

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