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The Simpsons 1709 Simpsons Christmas Stories Times Watched: 519,724 Comments: 52 Rating:

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It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these three Christmas stories: "The First D'oh-El" (no, I'm not going to call it "The First (ANNOYED GRUNT)-El") - when Reverend Lovejoy can't make it to church to deliver the Christmas sermon because of a train wreck (a model train wreck, that is), he asks Ned to deliver it, but when Ned gets a paper cut, it becomes The Gospel According to Homer, with Marge as Mary and Bart as Jebus Jesus
# "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus" - in a World War II flashback, Grampa and Mr. Burns end up stuck on a deserted island where Burns shoots down Santa Claus
# "The Nutcracker...Sweet" - to the music of Tchaikovsky's ballet, everyone prepares for Christmas in their usual way, including Moe trying to kill himself and Homer forgetting to buy Marge a present

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2012-11-14 at 10:46 PM oOCaptainCrazyOo said:

Link not working... FIX IT

Admin: works perfect.. but thanks for being a jerk :)

2012-08-12 at 05:55 PM bartjsimpson said:

awesome

2012-08-12 at 05:55 PM bartjsimpson said:

awesome

2012-02-03 at 08:36 AM MoaningLisa said:

Meh. The last part was okay.

2012-01-21 at 07:03 PM qsc said:

moe tryng to kill himself. hilarious tryes.
ps. ï hate you akka

2011-06-19 at 04:49 AM EEOO6190 said:

akka i hate u

2011-03-10 at 05:45 PM pengocent said:

Didn't load, it's one of my favourite episodes as well! Aw-ful!

2010-12-06 at 01:18 AM Indy12 said:

heh heh heh. sodomy joke. heh

2010-10-29 at 09:56 PM hairycanary said:

oh ye and at school in the orchestra we played the entire nutcracker suite (the original one)

2010-10-29 at 09:40 PM hairycanary said:

i thought the angel gabriel was a dude... anyway, dr nick is ssoooooo dumb, cesar didnt invent the sizarian u iddiot

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what 2 rite...
i know
i need a present 4 ma wife or ill have no sex 4 life

i still hav 2 bake a xmas piie
im gunna get dad a lousy tie

aw, grampa is so cute (not like attractive) but hes like really sad all the time sumthmes i think the simpsons are too mean to him, sepecially when they all hide on xmas eve... even marge! n shes always tryin to get homer to like her mom... the second story is cool.

2010-09-29 at 02:12 PM mobin1 said:

granpa *

2010-09-29 at 02:11 PM mobin1 said:

grandpas story was Gr8 !! :)

2010-08-31 at 09:25 PM liontaras said:

what is the last song from the nutcracker in the last scene when homer and marge exchange gifts?it's so wonderful...admin?or anyone who may know?5 stars!

2010-08-20 at 06:10 PM djluna said:

Funny that Granpa was everywhere in WW2 ^^
Is there one place whetre he hasn´t been.

2010-08-10 at 03:44 AM anderz said:

it's the kind of episode that makes you want it to be Christmas

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