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The Simpsons 413 Selma039s Choice Times Watched: 292,948 Comments: 33 Rating:

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After aunt Gladys Bouvier dies, Selma decided to try and get married and have a child.

Comments: 33 (All Comments)



2012-05-21 at 02:05 PM puredmt said:

lmao this episode is one of the best Lisa is trippin face from that lsd water hahahah

2012-05-21 at 01:45 PM puredmt said:

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2012-02-22 at 07:27 AM alleycat_312 said:

"Duff gardens..... HORRAAAHHH!!!" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

2012-01-26 at 01:35 AM MoaningLisa said:

One of my favourite episodes! "Can't talk... Coming down..."

2012-01-03 at 06:52 AM SlightlyAwesome said:

"Marge, I would like a moment alone with the sandwhich."
"Are you gonna eat it?"
"....yes...."

2011-02-23 at 03:29 AM homer's pet said:

Sand... ...which??

2010-08-04 at 12:15 PM pastaloogie said:

Selma we can't understand what your saying STOP smoking !!!!!!! lol

2010-07-25 at 08:39 AM Kehmist said:

LIZERD QUEEN XD

2010-07-22 at 12:20 AM shootingstar27 said:

lol

2010-07-21 at 10:25 PM Mrs.Bart_Simpson said:

EWWW aunt Gladys is BLUE!!!!

2010-07-06 at 10:47 AM Ilija96 said:

i'm kind a felling sorry for Selma i mean living alone and never getting married or having kids that's a poor life

2010-06-09 at 07:07 AM Mr.Noms said:

Ahaha Lisa's high

2010-06-04 at 01:58 AM BartnLisa9999 said:

It's funny seeing Lisa high on that drugged water! "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!"
4.5 stars

2010-06-03 at 06:02 AM alatari said:

Running out of a relatives funeral isn't funny... bleh.

I laughed pretty hard when the Barney babies burped across all of Springfield! Selma tying the cigarette into a knot was funny. Yeah...I am the LIZARD QUEEN!

2010-05-21 at 04:37 PM lennic95 said:

Ewww.. that sandwich is gross!

2010-05-17 at 04:21 PM princessh09 said:

I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!

2010-05-14 at 09:10 PM sn00ze said:

great episode

2010-05-06 at 10:14 PM dogman14 said:

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!!!!

thanks doctor
OH IM NOT A DOCTOR

2010-04-30 at 09:35 PM dogman14 said:

{Bart and Homer sing on top of spaghetti}
Marge:If you dont mind were on our way to a funeral
Homer:ding dong the witch is dead
Bart: which ol' witch
Homer: the wicked witch
Marge:HOMER!!

2010-03-21 at 06:45 PM william jr simpson said:

Ohh no 1994 i cant wait thate long :P

2009-12-15 at 04:42 AM myhungryhippo said:

"i can see the music"-lisa

2009-11-28 at 04:12 AM Homer_simps0n_rocks4eva said:

great episode this is one of my favorites

2009-09-03 at 09:59 PM Mistress said:

Wait, but if Selma doesn't feel like she's good at taking care of kids, why does she end up adopting the chinese girl?

2009-08-28 at 08:30 AM 96dann said:

lisa on drugs lol!!

2009-06-29 at 05:50 PM mathzz said:

Its kind a sad, too see how desperate selma is. Special the end, breaks my heart :p

2009-03-18 at 02:53 AM myhungryhippo said:

thank you doctor....."im not a doctor"
lol....

2009-01-08 at 04:31 AM hazman543 said:

funny episode, especially the scene with the sandwich.

2009-01-02 at 12:48 PM Simpsonfan2000 said:

'Twas crappyishly craptacular

2008-09-18 at 10:13 AM bayoleta said:

i hope this episode could be fix.. im always checking on this one..

Admin: Thanks for checking up on this working episode... Enjoy.

2008-06-22 at 07:57 PM connor d said:

somthing is wrong it wont load

2008-05-13 at 07:10 PM catty said:

wtf are you talking about og loc??? anyway i luvv the part with lisa on drugs!! "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!"

2008-04-10 at 08:46 PM jratmuus said:

Learn to use less slang.

2008-04-05 at 10:20 AM OG LOC! said:

yo yo yo og loc sez you cant stop this episode cause it classic and you cant stop it not even with a gun in yer face! this will live for on and on sez og loc!

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